Eric (spoken)
In Starfleet’s Black Fleet
In a sector that has no name
There’s the Connie
It’s a ship that has a varied crew of characters, each of them larger than life
And at the moment they are about to have an encounter that will change them forever

There’s a CO and XO,
A medical department,
Scientists by the score,
Security officers,
An officer for the pets,
And plenty of glitter. It’s a big starship and nothing is more important than having a laugh

(Sung)
Welcome to the Connie if you wanna have a laugh (huh)
It’s the only ship around that’s captained by a giraffe (huh)
They so no reshirt’s a gonna if glitter’s through the ship
Baked Goods replicated, this is the Constellation,
Welcome to the Ship!

(Spoken)
That day begins much like any other, as shifts come and shifts go on the bridge, this is for anyone on the ship who wants to be on the bridge … Science, Engineering and Medical, that doesn’t include you as you have other threads to deal with, but COS, that does include you, apologies in advance … Ensign Chuckles pushes the wrong buttons and accidentally fires a photon at an asteroid that is meaningful to the local peoples. What will the COS do about it? … there’s a thread to find that out! (https://www.star-fleet.com/core/stf6/constellation/posts/128635/)
In sickbay, the hypochondriac JO Jessie is back again, annoying the medical staff and (potentially) the Counselor …
Jessie: HI DOC! I’m Dying, I read this profile through my journals and I definitely have this disease, they claim it was wiped out and it only effects the Gorn, but I’ve got it … Jessie seems to be human, but does not have the surname of Barcley. … (https://www.star-fleet.com/core/stf6/constellation/posts/128634/)
In the science labs … through a combination of unfortunate happenstances, the ship’s historian, the ship’s expert on dimensions and a molecular biologist have managed to become one being and … oh wait, that’s too silly!
In their science labs, the scientists see a big giant hand giving them a thumb’s up (yeah, silly, but not as silly has the historian dimensions expert and molecular biologist becoming one being, is it?) - More on that here: https://www.star-fleet.com/core/stf6/constellation/posts/128636/)
And in Engineering … Dum and Dee Tweedle are … worried … worried enough by what is currently happening to the dilithium manifold converter and the last thing that was needed was for a photon torpedo to be fired … oops. - Yep, you guessed it, another thread right here (https://www.star-fleet.com/core/stf6/constellation/posts/128637/).

Welcome ot the Connie!

• Eric the half a Trib, GM