Posted by Commander Amze Ezma (Executive Officer) in Side Sim - Time to stop clowning around!
The holodeck was quiet, which was to be expected in the middle of the night. That is, until a shadowy figure snuck up to the door and inputted a command. As soon as they did so, the door slowly hissed open and light shone through, casing shadows of humanoid beings with strange proportions.

-The next morning-

Amze felt as though something was… off. Maybe it was the fact that an entire floor had turned polka dotted in one night, or the fact that she had stepped on no less than five whoopee cushions. She walked to the nearest turbo lift and pressed the call button. A few seconds later, the door opened, followed by a wall of whipped cream falling out. Whether or not someone was in that wall was yet to be seen.

Amze Ezma (XO)

“Oh Dearie me,” a voice said from near the XO, “oh dearie dearie me,” the voice continued, “oh dearie dearie dearie me,” the voice got nearer, and Amze was suddenly confronted with a white cloth dripping with something liquid on it in front of her face, “oh dearie dearie dearie dearie me,” the voice, attached to a woman with a badge that proclaimed her as Sadie, Cleaning & Tea Lady, on her chest continued, “oh dearie dearie dearie dearie dearie me,” she added, and began to scrub at Amze’s face with the dripping cloth, “we must get rid of that cream from your face.”

Then, in an instant, she had whipped up a cup of tea on the tray that she was pushing, “Commander, Dear, can I interest you in a tea? Oh, I have no milk, no trouble, I’ve got this!” And she poured some of her cleaning fluid in the cup of tea …

-Sadie the Cleaning & Tea Lady
OOC: There was a news story out of Canada recently in which a customer of McDonalds in Canada was served a cup of tea, and instead of milk, the McDonalds somehow managed to put cleaning fluid in it … not a terribly funny thing to happen to the person, but I thought it fitted in nicely for the Connie.
-Russell