Posted by Russell Watt in Questions for the Candidates - Late & Silly, like me
Dearest Potential Political Masters and Deputy Masters,

My most important (and late and silly) questions are

How much grain would a tribble nibble if a tribble did nibble grain?

This is a trick question, because once a tribble nibbles grain you get many more tribbles.

What would you get a wookie for his birthday, if he he already had a comb?

Darth Vader’s mouthpiece.

If a mouse built a mouse house out of wood, what type of cheese would she have for dinner?

She wouldn’t. I think she’d eat peanut butter instead.

Why isn’t there a captain with the nickname of Triantiwontigongolope yet, and will you insist that the next captain appointed be given that animal nickname to overcome this oversight?

Because we don’t have a spider, a fly, or a beetle. But we do have a bee. I will not insist that the next captain be given that nickname because there needs to be some aspect of the club that isn’t subject to my tyranny.

Thank you very much,

Holden Commodore Tribble, the Official Public Nuisance of STF

Thank you for your late and silly questions, I hope you find my late and silly answers acceptable.

– Joe