Dearest Potential Political Masters and Deputy Masters,

My most important (and late and silly) questions are

How much grain would a tribble nibble if a tribble did nibble grain?

What would you get a wookie for his birthday, if he he already had a comb?

If a mouse built a mouse house out of wood, what type of cheese would she have for dinner?

Why isn’t there a captain with the nickname of Triantiwontigongolope yet, and will you insist that the next captain appointed be given that animal nickname to overcome this oversight?

Thank you very much,

Holden Commodore Tribble, the Official Public Nuisance of STF