Lars Johansen

Parents:
Johan Johansen - a severe looking man with one eye. Ornithologist specializing in ravens
Frinna Johansen - a beautiful and patient woman. Marriage counselor.

Education:

Star Fleet Academy – General Studies; Science tract with Meteorology emphasis

Languages Known (F = Fluent, no accent; PF = Partially Fluent, accent noticeable to native speaker; P = Passable, Can convey moderately complex ideas, Can read / write, accent discernable and minor errors in grammar; P2 = Passable, Can convey simple ideas and emotions, Can read /write with effort; P3 = Can convey simple ideas, cannot read / write without assistance; L = Limited, can recognize less than 25% of spoken words, cannot read / write):

Yes = F

Service Record:

From the notes of Lieutenant Amanda Reed, Personnel Officer, just before her commital to psychiatric care:

“Lars Johansen graduated from Star Fleet Academy in 2243 as a Science officer specializing in Atmospheric Sciences. No, that year is not a typo. Why no one catches this fact is a testament to the fact that no one reads my reports! He is freakin’ immortal! I saw him call down lightning when his latte had cinnamon on it! HE HATES CINNAMON! And in the one moment of clarity I caught him in, he said he is THE GOD OF THUNDER THOR, SON OF ODIN ONE-EYE! HE’S REAL I TELL YOU!! HE’S A GOD!!”

Awards and Citations:

Multiple, but the files keep disappearing.

Physical Description:

Subject is a large human male with bright blonde hair and beard; with blue eyes and an almost unearthly handsome face set atop a frame more suited for a marble statue of some ancient deity than a Star Fleet Officer

Medical History:

Subject is in perfect health with no known record of illness or injury

Psychological Profile:

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Biography:

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