Message posted on Stardate 01112.9 at 2353 hours
Posted by Scott Dale Robison (President).
Edict 40:
Effective immediately, and for the next 7 minutes, PDept shall only consider applicants to STF who are able to stand on their head and rub their stomach and pat their posterior at the same time. Video confirmation by email shall be adequate.
Scott Dale Robison
President, Star-Fleet