Edict #99
“Some say, that one of his heads once married its own sister, and that the population of an island in the Confederated States of Micronesia worships an altar that looks mysteriously like a three headed dog… All we know is, he’s called CerbsStig!”
Establishment Of The Vice Clarkson
A position is hereby created entitled Vice Clarkson. This position carries with it no authority whatsoever and has no bearing on any official functions or governing bylaws. This position also has absolutely no relation to the Chain Of Command. Vice Clarkson is a lifetime position which carries with it the duty to embody the spirit of scrooge, miser and supremely sarcastic lead presenter with a penchant for perpetual foot-in-mouth disease that has become legendary within the Top Gear empire.
Appointment Of The Vice Clarkson
Anthony Martin is hereby appointed Vice Clarkson.
All Hail The Vice Clarkson! May Captain Slow and The Hamster have mercy upon our souls!
Fleet Admiral Andrew “Wolfe” Robinson
STF President
6th December 2009