Presidential Record

Edict #7 - April Fools Joke

Presidential Edict Archive Steve Johnson Term 2 Updated 31 Mar 2020
EDICT RECORD

Edict #7
“The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the ‘Star Spangled Banner’, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.” - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

As we continue during these tough times, we are finding that we are needing to make compromises in all sorts of areas. As a part of this I unfortunately find that we need to eliminate the Dolphins fish budget, effective immediately.

We will continue to evaluate the situation, and take appropriate actions as needed.

Steve Johnson
President, Star-Fleet.com
April 1, 2020