Edict #12
“The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.”
Nathan Miller has been serving consistently on TECH for a while. This is especially notable in this term in particular because he came up with a way to solve several of the delivery problems we’ve had with the mail forwards, which was tested in collaboration with the Personnel Department and will soon be rolled out more widely.
Therefore, I hereby promote Nathan Miller to the rank of Fleet Captain, with all rights, privileges, and responsibilities therein.
Joe P, President
April 1, 2023