Message posted on Stardate 02010.8 at 0258 hours
Posted by Larry Garfield (President).
Edict #4
“Oh No, More Lemmings!”
Lots o’ good stuff happening tonight.
Due to the resignation of Nick Lackie, Claudette Drake is hereby promoted to the rank of Captain and appointed CO of the USS Brandywine, Fleet Seven.
Due to the resignation of Seamus Hughes, Scott Dale Robison is hereby appointed CO of the USS Revelation, Fleet Six.
Furthermore, it has been alleged that Scott Dale Robison: firstly, has repeatedly and deliberately posted notes of high quality in an RPG setting within STF; secondly, that he has served in the capacity of STF President with distinction and merit; thirdly, that he did on many occasions positively contribute to the culture and life of STF; fourthly, and most seriously, that he has earned the respect and admiration of his peers and friends.
This being a Dictatorship, the Office of the President offers a plea of guilty to all charges on behalf of the accused.
It is therefore the judgment of this court that Scott Dale Robison be promoted to the rank of Fleet Captain, with all the bragging rights and sugary confections therein.
And may The Sisko have mercy on his soul.
Larry Garfield
STF President
8 January 2002