Message posted on Stardate 02052.8 at 1045 hours
Posted by Larry Garfield (President).
Edict #14
“No real life for you!”
That’s it. STFers are no longer permitted to have real lives. It just causes too many people to have to resign. Bah!
We’ve all heard by now that Scott Robison is stepping down as CO of the USS Hawking in Fleet Six, due to wanting a life. A strange concept, but we will accept his wishes. ;-) Therefore, Amanda Noon is hereby promoted to the rank of Captain and assigned CO of the USS Hawking, Fleet Six.
Paul Jones has agreed to step down as CO of the USS Dresden in Fleet Three, due to time constraints while touring Europe. We all wish him well in his travels.
Jennifer Bowman is released as CO of Outpost 42, Fleet Three, and assigned CO of the USS Dresden, Fleet Three. Furthermore, the USS Dresden, Nimitz-class, NCC-1837-C, Fleet Three is hereby rechristened the USS Dresden, Maverick-class, NCC-1837-D.
As leaving a space station leaderless is not a good idea, Michael Diamond is hereby promoted to the rank of Captain and assigned CO of Outpost 42, Fleet Three.
As long as we’re at it, Brandon Stoll has decided to step down as CO of the USS Coronado in Fleet Six due to time constraints. We wish him luck in catching the bad guys on the streets of whatever city he works for. Meanwhile, Scott Jones is hereby promoted to Captain and assigned CO of the USS Coronado, Fleet Six.
And in completely unrelated news, the USS Seraph, Columbus-class, NCC-97007, Fleet Five, is hereby rechristened the USS Kearsarge, Kearsarge-class, NCC-2367.
All changes are effective immediately.
Larry Garfield
STF President
28 May 2002