Edict #3
August 29, 2018
Brian Richards had to step down from his position as CO of the Constellation due to other time commitments. This gives me the opportunity to name a new CO to my favorite comedy themed ship.
Based on the recommendation of the Fleet Commander of the Infinite Fleet, and because of his recent and quite hilarious contributions to the ship, by the power vested in me I hereby pronounce Fleet Captain Russell Watt to be Commanding Officer of the USS Constellation. Welcome back to the captain?s chair, Russ. I can only hope your new role doesn?t prevent the ship from having a Chief Nasal Officer. I would certainly hate to see a regression in nasal health of the Connie crew.
Adam W.
President