Posted by Lieutenant Ridge Parvenu (Chief of Operations) in Chief of Operations meets the XO
Ridge was not expecting to meet the Captain, he had always coordinated with an Executive officer, the Captains rarely wanted to deal with a man of his stature. It made them feel lesser Ridge assumed, though he was not certain why. That was how he found himself outside the Executive Officers office. His golden uniform, well pressed, expensively tailored, his appearnace perfect in all ways otherwise. Ridge glanced both directions before stretching up on his tippy toes to press the chime and ask for admittance to the Execs office.

Ridge adjusted his uniform to hang perfectly once again as he waited bright aquamarine eyes surveying the door intently. It had already been a long day he could use a drink.

Lieutenant Ridge Parvenu

On the other side of the door, there was an interesting conversation going on, barely muffled by a bad door replacement, “Poison the.... with radioactive.... squirrel.... turn into… Kangaroo.... pull the lever Kron!”

Suddenly, the floor underneath Ridge opened up, causing him to fall into a small roller coaster cart, and automated voice spoke, =/\=Star-fleet is not liable for any disintegrations, assimilations, or possessions that may occur during this ride.

The car then slowly moved forward… before shooting off into the depths of the Connie. Twist after twist, turn after turn, one loop-de-loop that he could swear was on fire, and finally, there was a light approaching. As soon as the light became too bright to handle, the cart suddenly stopped, flinging the Lieutenant out and into a chair in the XO’s office. By the look of the faces of the two standing by the model of a Mythology class with one nacelle pulled down, they did not expect this to occur.

Amze Ezma (XO
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