Posted by Lieutenant Junior Grade Gong’Da (Chief Medical Officer) in Side SIM: CMO is acting a fool (Anyone can reply)
Gong’Da just done watching an old Earth holomovie called ‘Gremlins’. Someone in Engineering saw the movie before and said that the CMO looked like one of them. Gong’Da of course chided the young lad and said something about is it because of his size or his teeth or his very handsome ears, that made him thing about this? The CMO of course had no idea what the Ensign was talking about but liked to yell at tall people in general. It was relaxing.

He thought about it and did conclude that he looked like them a little bit, but not identical like the ensign said. The CMO then replicated some items, like a wig, dress, high heels and some makeup to wear around the ship for a day to see if anyone noticed. It was morning and time to go to the bridge to report in.

Stepping off the turbo lift he walked over, stumbling a few times because of the heels and handed the CO a PaDD with last nights inventory and what they needed when they stopped next. “Here you go sir.”

OOC: This is what he looks like: https://images.app.goo.gl/12tikfg6pN3bFGG26

Gond’Da, CMO

It was as if a pin dropped and that pin was from a grenade made purely of laughter because after a few moments a middle-aged chief science officer had fallen out of his seat first in surprise but then couldn’t get back up because he was laughing. His internal reasoning was twofold, first being that a Ferengi in drag, the second being that since culturally Ferengi liked women out of clothes he would have no real concept of female clothing. his external reasoning was heavy wheezing and an inability to speak in coherent sentences “You… gods… why?”

CSO