Posted by Gamemaster Maniacal Mother Hen (GamesMaster) in Ready Room: Oshi to the Ready Room.

Posted by Captain Christopher Johnson (Commanding Officer) in Ready Room: Oshi to the Ready Room.
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Some may think the life of a Captain is that of lavish fun and games sadly that is not always the case sometimes it is the duty of a Starfleet captain to enforce rules and step in when they feel it is necessary. For hundreds of years, it has been said that parenthood was no easy task but after some of the reports he had heard over the last few weeks Johnson knew it was time to step in.

The time was 1700 hours and Captain Johnson was currently sat behind his desk he was close to completing all of the tasks he wished to have completed by the end of the and the time had arrived for the most difficult task of today to begin. Standing up from his desk Johnson raised his left hand and tapped his combadge speaking in a polite manner as he did.

=^= Captain Johnson to Oshi please report to my ready room on the double =^= the captain commanded.

Johnson, CO

Oshi lay back in the bed, somewhat out of breath from his exertions with Lt Starla. He rolled over to her and kissed her passionately on the lips then whispered in her ear, “I told you it would be worth it…” he said softly as she gave a satisfied sigh. As he went in for another passionate embrace, he heard a muffled voice coming from his comm badge which was buried somewhere in the pile of clothes that he had discarded rather hastily on the floor. Groaning in annoyance he rifled through and found the comm badge. He briefly considered just ignoring the message but if he was to maintain his cover, he knew he had to keep up the ruse. With an apologetic look to Starla, who frankly wasn’t that bothered now, and reluctantly tapped the comm badge to reply.

=/\= Lt Oshi here Captain…I’m on way, =/\= he replied with an air of annoyance. As he quickly got redressed, he looked across at Starla who was now fast asleep and shrugged his shoulders as he reattached his comm badge and headed out of the door.

As he exited the turbolift and made his way to the Captain’s ready room and pressed the chime. As he waited to be admitted, he plucked a cigarette from his pocket and lit up, taking a long drag before entering.

Mother Hen

Very little time had passed between the captain’s order for the Starfleet officer to report to his office and the officers actual arrival. Upon Oshi’s arrival, the captain had just concluded downloading a series of PaDDs each one housing information on different incidents that had occurred around the ship over the last few weeks by both Oshi and his daughter.
OOC: We must have posted at the same time, re inserting my post:)
IC:
Among the incidents described for Oshi and Ryalla was the recent report that the COS had made in regard to the Holodeck debacle that included Ryalla and her friend Du’Ralle(the young Klingon youth). Also Cross’ musings on Lieutenant Oshi’s strange and unStarfleet like behaviour.

Cross COS

Johnson, who had only been captain for a few months, was still getting to know some of his crew members and sadly Oshi was one that he was not fully aware of with the ship having a large crew complement there was still a high proportion of crew that the commanding officer had not yet had the chance to meet individually.

Spreading the a dozen PaDDs across his desk Chris straightened his uniform, that had been pressed earlier that day, and sat in an upright position behind his desk. By the time this had taken place a loud monotone chime rang out around the small dimensioned room.

Allowing himself a few moments to compose the captain waited for the room to fall silent before speaking the word “Enter” in a calm precise manner. Following the release of this simple command, Johnson observed as the plain set of doors horizontally slid open revealing a cloud of grey smoke followed by a gut-wrenching smell of Tobacco, a historical plant inhaled by many during the 18-21st century.

Rising to his feet concerned by the unexplained arrival of this smoke cloud Captain Johnson bellowed out in a stern authoritative manner. “Extinguish that fire hazard before I have you up on charges” exclaimed the human male as he observed a male Starfleet officer journey through the cloud that has slowly begun to dissipate around the room. Its stench unbearable to the inhabitants of the 24th century.

Captain Chris Johnson, CO

Oshi narrowed his eyes in mild annoyance before taking one last long drag and then discarding the cigarette in the Captain’s coffee mug. “You should try it sometime Captain, it’s surprisingly refreshing after one has been…you know…with the ladies…” he said with a somewhat sleazy smile, referring to his evening’s entertainments with Lt Starla. As he took a seat in the chair opposite and put his feet up on the Captain’s desk he let out a satisfied sigh as he continued. “Between you and me though Cap, I think I wore the poor girl out…” he chuckled.

Mother Hen

“Shut up and sit down” the captain began by saying before picking up the first of an abundance of PaDDs. “I think the last thing you need to be doing is taking the mick and messing around you are both a Starfleet officer and a father.” he went on to say.

Johnson, CO

Oshi sighed and rolled his eyes as he took his feet off the Captain’s desk. He stifled a chuckle at being called a father and then looked down at his uniform and shrugged his shoulders. “Yes, I suppose I am…” he replied, rather non-committal. “But neither one of those is quite as fun as I imagined it would be…” he added with another sigh which morphed into a loud yawn. “So what am I doing here Cap?” he asked as he leaned back in his chair and put his hands behind his head.

Mother Hen

“The reason I have called you to my ready room today is in regards to the recent conduct of yourself and your child. onboard my vessel. Care to comment on the matter.” The captain commented picking up the PaDD that listed the most recent incident report.

Johnson, CO

Oshi let out a yawn and shook his head. “Not really…” he replied as he shrugged his shoulders. “Is this going to take long?” he asked with a sigh as his thoughts went back to Lt Starla. Hopefully she had slept off the main course now and was ready for dessert.

Mother Hen

“It will take as long as it takes” the captain howled in a stern manner. “Let me direct your attention to the first incident that was reported to me by our Chief of Security.” The captain spoke aloud taking a breath before proceeding to speak once again. “Firstly In regards to your daughter the following was reported. Ryalla participated in a Holodeck debacle that included herself and her friend Du’Ralle, have anything to say on the matter” he concluded by saying allow for the Lieutenant to ponder before he gave his response to the captain’s query.

Johnson, CO

Oshi looked blankly at the Captain for a moment before shrugging his shoulders. “…and?” He replied simply, clearly seeing no connection.

Mother Hen

“If you fulfilled your duties as a father and was actually keeping an eye on what your child was actually doing on my ship then we would not have to discuss the present predicament we currently are” the captain barked in a stern annoyed manner.

Johnson, CO

Oshi scowled slightly, clearly getting frustrated as he shrugged his shoulders again. “Well Cap, I’ve got my own life you know, I don’t see why I should have to put my plans on hold because the brat broke one of your extensive starship rules…” he said with an air of arrogance.

Mother Hen

“Your child is not a Brat she is a bright individual who is falling of the tracks because she is following the steps of her Brat father,” the captain said in a defensive manner. “I can guarantee that I can find a hell of a lot more reports of you breaking my extensive ship rules than her doing so,” he concluded by saying. “I can also bring a number of crew members in who can confirm this. I’ve got all day to deal with you so take your time” the captain responded with a patronising demeanour.

Johnson, CO

Oshi yawned loudly again as he put his hands behind his head. “Are all your people this boring?” he asked, clearly not interested in anything the Captain had to say.

Mother Hen

“I actually don’t see myself as boring Oshi” the captain began by saying. “I actually see my self as a rather interesting individual” he went on to say.

Johnson, CO

Oshi chuckled at the Captains response and shook his head. “At least that makes one of us I suppose…” he muttered with an air of annoyance. “Are we done yet?” He asked impatiently as his thoughts drifted back to his date.

Mother Hen

“Not yet no I am happy for you to leave this office when you have understood what it is you have done and how you and your families shananigans have affected both the shihp and its inhabitants.” the captain spoke coming to an abrupt halt. “I think its time we brought you and your daughter together together” he went on to say.”Would you mind calling her to the ready room” he concluded by saying in a stern manner.

Johnson, CO

Oshi rolled his eyes but reluctantly tapped his comm badge. =/\= Lt Oshi to.... =/\= he started before turning back to the Captain. “Wait, what’s her name again?” He asked as he shook his head trying to remember.

Mother Hen

“Her name is Ryalla and I am quite shocked that you do not know that maybe you need to spend some more time with her” the captain responded in a gobsmacked manner.

Johnson, CO

Oshi laughed and shook his head. “Not a chance, do you know how boring that kid is?” he moaned.

Mother Hen

“Forgive me if I begin to sound like a councillor Oshi” the captain began by saying in a compassionate manner. “But do you think the reason she is playing up like she is, is due to the fact that your not spending enough time with her. Perhaps she is showing up so she can get all of your attention solely on her” the captain went on to say.

Johnson, CO

Oshi groaned and rolled his eyes. “I knew I shouldn’t have brought the brat along…” he muttered. “Can’t you just lock her in the brig or something?” he asked hopefully.

Mother Hen

“No I can not Mr. If you don’t mind me asking what is this reason you are resenting your daughter so much” the captain queried sounding a lot like a councillor as he did. “and were is here Mother?, I can see that you are having a difficult time been a Starfleet officer and a parent on your own” he went on to say.

Johnson, CO