Xitt confidentially strolled through the ship. His ship as he whistled a lovely tune of his own creating exceptionally off key. He nodded to a few officers and crewman along the way as he had made an appointment for 900 hours and it was already 910 but, as someone wise once said, ‘A Captain is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.’ He walked into sickbay and strolled up to the nearest officer wearing blue and said, “Captain Xitt here, looking to get cleared for duty?”

Xitt Onnyubum, CO