Ricky and all the ship’s NE’s had been rehersing for weeks and now it was time to put on a show.

The lights dimmed in the lounge, and on the stage fog machines came to life and filled the stage. A foggy mist started to slowly roll down from the ceiling creating a kind of curtain. Suddenly a projection of giant red lips appeared on the screen of misty fog.

The lips then began to speak and sing.

Michael Rennie was ill
The day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man;
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloidjam
Then at a deadly pace
It came from outer space
And this is how the message ran.

Science Fiction -double-feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See Androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Ahhaho -
At the late night, double-feature Picture Show.

I knew Leo G. Carrol Was over a barrel
When tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot, When I saw Jeanette Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But when worlds collide
Said George Pal to his bride
I’m going to give you some terrible thrills
Like a -

• Science Fiction - double-feature
  Dr. X will build a creature
  See Androids fighting Brad and Janet
  Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
  Oh Ho - at the late-night, double-feature Picture Show
  By R.K.O. Oh Ho. Ho.
  To the late-night, double-feature Picture Show
  In the back row.
  Ahhaho.

To the late-night, double-feature Picture Show.

The lips began to fade and the misty foggy screen began to desolve along with the lips. Behind the misty fog emerged a wedding party exiting a church.

The young married couple, RALPH and BETTY HAPSCHATT, APPEARS followed by a crowd of friends and well-wishers throwing confetti and shouting excitedly.

Lt - Ricky English - COMMS (Resident play wright)