Posted by Crewman Sega’a (Yeoman / Steward) in VIP Mess - Midnight Stew (Attn. Engineering)
“You—Denebian slime devil!” Sega’a seethed, combatting the urge to throw hands with the synthesizer that mocked him from the safety of a ‘standard issue’ label. “What’s so hard about stew?” His lips puffed up in a snarl. “It’s not even real!”

Tending forward, the Orion took in a ragged, winded breath and prepared himself for another attempt. With a smile contorting his features, Sega’a attempted—for the ninth time—to synthesize a batch of beef stew-esque cubes. Once more, it clicked and moaned but failed to provide him with the multicoloured delicacy he demanded. He was starting to think he should’ve made it himself. No. He wouldn’t lose a battle to a machine.

“That’s it!” He pushed himself to his feet and made a beeline for the nearest comm panel. If he couldn’t coax stew out of the synthesizer, maybe there was someone who could. [O]Chef Sega’a to Engineering. I’m having a little trouble with my synthesizer friend. Could you send someone up to the VIP Mess to check it out?[C]

— Chef Sega’a

OOC: Bump! ;)