Heya Chernov,

Please welcome Kieron Hoult as our new CMO, Lieutenant Symar. Kieron, you’ll find a welcome pack tucked under your desk by NE Wilks. Inside, you’ll see a couple of hyposprays, unnecessary PaDDwork and a bottle of Antarean Brandy. ;)

Welcome aboard, Kieron! We’re excited to have you.
Everyone else.. it’s time for those annual physicals!

— Trinity