Posted by Chief Petty Officer Oscar Cameron Cascarrabias Demalia (Engineer (Grouch)) in Pre Sim: Breakfast on the Starbase (Anyone feel free to join)
Oscar had definitely overdone the “yuck” factor at the awards ceremony dinner the previous evening. It wasn’t so much the taste in his mouth that was the problem; his mouth had felt far more rotten than this before. The truth was that he had developed a horrible case of gas, and his isolation suit air filters had overloaded from the intensity. As such, Oscar was yet again out if his isolation suit, albeit only for about an hour, while the equipment performed self diagnostics and repairs. He was getting some dirty looks from other personnel on board, seeing as his flatulence was alternating between loud and boisterous and quite but noxious, but Oscar got some small enjoyment out of others’ discomfort. Still, he knew that he couldn’t work like this, and decided to tone down his food choice for his morning meal. He walked up to the most substantial replicator he could find in the mess area and looked over his options.

“Okay, here we go,” Oscar said to himself, albeit out loud, and then ordered from the replicator. =/\= Three chicken sausage links, salt and pepper only; a three egg cheese omelette; mint tea, hot; and three flower tortillas with butter. =/\=

The replicator worked for about a minute before everything was ready, and the device was even programmed to put everything on a tray. Oscar was grateful for the convenience, but did not look forward to the bland breakfast that he was about to consume. It was sustenance, and it would definitely help with the gas, but it wouldn’t be something he enjoyed.

Oscar Cascarrabias
Engineering

Cai appeared with a bowl of cornflakes. “I think I’m gunna die.” He said to the engineer. ”I didn’t know you could get hungover from eating dinner”

Cai