Posted by Lieutenant Scott Woods (Engineer) in Side Sim - Onboarding Physical

Posted by Lieutenant Drake Marshall (Emergency Medicine/Chief of Surgery) in Side Sim - Onboarding Physical

Posted by Lieutenant Scott Woods (Engineer) in Side Sim - Onboarding Physical
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IC: To Yelchin Woods jumped when a second voice appeared. “Oh well yes I suppose that would be helpful. I am trying to find my way to the correct sickbay for new crew processing.”

Lt. Woods
Engineering

“I don’t think it is mattering much. Doctors are present in both. Come with me, I can do new crew process.”

-NE Dr Yelchin

Scott gave a parting glance to the Dentist, not sure if the visage had the power to dismiss him, or even if he would. Or even if he would get out of his dental examination. Did Crewman Black just enjoy watching new crew squirm? That would have to be a question he would ask and answer later.

Black for his part simply watched them go. As they vanished he had a moment where his head tilted and he looked sad. OH BOTHER, I DID NOT ASK HIM IF HE FLOSSED. h said regretfully then wandered away,
Lt. Woods
Engineering

“If you will kindly be sitting there, I will begin exam.” Yelchin pointed at a biobed. “What is your name?”

NE Dr Yelchin

Black
DDS

Scott followed Yelchin into the turbo lift and up to the second deck before winding his way through the halls to the second sickbay. Finally when he was there he hopped up on the biobed and laid down.

“Lieutenant Scott Woods, engineering,” the pudgy man reported as he closed his eyes and attempted to relax.

Lt. Woods
Engineering

“Ah! Scott Woods. Here is record.” He opened a tricorder. “Now, I will begin scan.”

-NE Dr Yelchin

The scan came back with all the normal issues: High blood pressure, too much bad cholesterol not enough good cholesterol. He could stand to have a few more hours a day on the treadmill but nothing sever or abnormal.

Lt. Woods
Engineering

“Ah! Here are results. Let me see… Ah. You are big man. Perhaps it is possible for you to be making yourself smaller?”

-NE Dr Yelchin

“I…” Woods pondered a moment, “Well I suppose we could use the transporter to shrink my pattern buffer down to something like five inches tall, would that work?” The man asked, “But I don’t know why we would want to make me smaller? Are there particularly small crawl spaces on this ship?”

Lt. Woods

“Черт! No no no. Is not vertical bigness. Is horizontal bigness. Да? This makes more sense? From sphere to cylinder.” The Russian Ensign clearly had no clue that his remarks wer devolving into bordering on insults.

-NE Dr Yelchin