OOC: Here’s an Anomoly Self Sim, it deals with the Pakleds, and a statue they’ve ‘found’. They thought it would make their ship go fast … but instead it gets too hot for them to handle and it starts breaking their ship. The Pakleds call the smart Hawkins Lady for help … is it a weapon, an anomaly, or something more?

Probably Operations, Security/RTF, Science

Time: to mid March 2026

Ok recorder, love, note I’m calling a staff meeting of the Brainiacs at an appropriate time. Work out a time that most will be on duty and hold it then. See if there’s any non-replicated treats available for them. The Brainiacs back on the outpost liked pastries, so we’ll try them first here as well. Go through the notes of what I’ve learnt needs to be done on the ship to improve systems so they can be shared with the team, thanks. Send the recommendation of times to me before distributing it, thanks. She said.

Her badge chirped, =/\= HELP! Captain Goi of the Igor, you are Hawkins who made ship go fast? HELP! =/\=

=/\= I am, Goi,=/\= she confirmed to the Pakled, =/\= You need help? =/\=

=/\= HELP! We found rock person. They hot. They really hot. They break ship. Ship go slow not fast. HELP! =/\=

=/\= I will see what I can do, Goi. I’m not on the outpost. =/\=

=/\= HELP! Planet people trick Goi to take rock person. Rock person moving when Pakleds sleep. Systems go bye bye. HELP! =/\=

=/\= I’m on a ship now. =/\=

=/\= DOOM! Ship going BOOM! Smart Brainy Hawkins Lady no help Goi. Ship no go fast. Make ship go fast. HELP! =/\=

=/\= I will see how I can help you, Goi. Send me your location. =/\=

=/\= DOOM! HELP! BOOM! Smart Brainy Hawkins Lady will help Goi? Goi tells you where he is. HELP =/\=

Katie saw she had coordinates … not too far away. She wondered if they had learnt from their last encounter, or if they would try to keep her again.

=/\= Katie Hawkins, Chief Engineer, Leviathan =/\=