The room was your standard Starfleet affair, nothing exceptional except for a flicker towards the back of the room. It was faint and if you weren’t looking for it you wouldn’t know, but something was off. The room looked smaller than it should and tapping on just the right location would let the flicker die away and reveal what the room was truly. A sanctum, a cathedral, a place of worship protected by Starfleet law and dedicated to The All Consuming One. Inside you will find Davidic, a man from the holy house devoting his life to the worship and praise of the entity known as Dave. You will find him in simple robes, a fabric shimmering and ever changing its appearance in honor of their patron Dave. He will be reading a passage from The Book of Abell, Chapter 4, Verse 33. “And so The All Consuming One hath laid before him a selection of those desiring to experience the love that only Dave can bring. One was a rich man with wealth beyond the stars. One was a strong woman with cunning and wit. One was a man who possessed great intellect. Each calling out to Dave to be brought into his loving embrace. Dave heard their pleas and made a form of a Klingon who smiled and said, ‘all are welcome in my embrace, come my children.” Closing the book the man in the robes said “Do we know what this means for us my children?”

Davidic, Grand Poobah of The All Consuming One