Posted by Lieutenant Christopher Robins (Stellar Cartographer) in Happily Ever After… - Schmidt/Garfield Wedding

Posted by Captain Kelly Bordeaux (Commanding Officer) in Happily Ever After… - Schmidt/Garfield Wedding

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Christopher Robins

“No, I am Jewish but like one of your CE Christians. Well, technically I would be an HP Jew. Hanukkah and Passover but we can talk about that later,” she said and abruptly began to sing again.

And He said,

“Alexandra,” she stuck out her hand finally introducing herself.

you come down from there;
Now what class are you going to today,
***Now what class are you going to today ***

Alexandra gave a small bow looking at Chris. “You are free to applaud at any time. Don’t be shy,” she stared at him and then made a gestural clap to encourage Chris to produce one.

Lexi

“No… I really really don’t… but you can always try again, do you know ‘If I Were A Rich Man’?” he asked her as he couldn’t help but feel a warm feeling in course through him. This girl was perfect, he knew he would ruin it somehow he always did. Something would tear this apart, but he couldn’t help but wanting to stay for as long as he could to be with her.

“As for class, AP Bio… I know joy of joys, I don’t know why anymore would want to study biology, boring but… I agreed and here I am.” Chris said with a deep heavy sigh before looking over at her. “How about you, what is your poison Lexi?” he asked her, deciding he would give her a nickname. Alexandra was to long to say all the time and everyone needed a nickname.

Christopher Robins

“Lexi,” she cocked her head to the side. “Most people call me Alex so I might completely ignore you if you yell it across campus. If you do choose to use it I am okay with it but I am gonna need you to say it a lot. So Pavlov me baby,” she winked.

“As for sicence why wouldn’t you want to study biology. It’s the study of bodies and how they react to their environment. You can learn so much about an organism by looking at it. Why are you getting hot under the collar? It is our environment too warm or is it a rush or hormones triggering a flood of adrenaline or oxytocin making our core temperature rise?” Picking up his hand she flipped it over and brought his wrist to her lips. Softly she blew on the area where his pulse is. “Is your pulse rising because of my lips this close to you or is it a primitive reflex because a million years ago this could be a fatal wound if I bit you? Close your eyes,” she said softly. “No peeking and sit very very still,” Lexi commanded in a soft tone. Moving as close to him as possible she held hair out under his nose. “Take a deep breath and inhale,” she whispered softly in his ear.

While she couldn’t actually tell there was only a binary answer to this question. She had little doubt it was going to be the equivalent of a yes response. “Did the goosebumps on your arms come out because you found the smell pleasing or is your danger sense causing the hair on your arm to become erect because you have had your sense of sight taken from you?” Schooching back to her original spot, Lexi patted his leg. “You can open your eyes now and tell me you have even a little bit more appreciation for the soft science of biology.”

Lexi Garfield