The CAO had been doing the rounds checking all his department areas for general maintenance and found himself in the Torpedo / Probe Launchers (forward) where a lowly Ensign sat swearing over the torpedo controls.

“What’s up, lad?” Stewart said as he walked in and looked at the general mess of the area where the Ensign had tools strewn all over the small area.

“Uh..hi, sir.” The Ensign stuttered as he held up a spanner. “I am trying to realign these launchers and not having a lot of luck, sir.”

“Ahh,” Said Stewart, “Ye know what we need? We need a navigatorr!” Moving over to the bulkhead by the door, Stewart toggled the comm switch.

|o| Lt. Commanderr Stewarrt to Lt. Laurrsen, Ah be in the Torrpedo / Prrobe Launcherrs (forwarrd) with an unforrtunate Ensign who be having trrouble re aligning the forrward launcherrs. Ah wonderred if we could borrow yourr experrtise for a wee bit?|o|

~Lt. Commander Alexander Stewart CAO