Hi Y’all;

Oed V has recently opened its second domed city, following a successful terraforming effort spearheaded by Halai Cosgrove, a Terraforming specialist. We are therefore looking for folks wanting to put down roots and work the land to provide food to the Starfleet officers assigned to and the residents of Oed V. Your family needs will be catered for as we have the finest hospital (Sacred Heart) in the sector, the facilities to ensure your yung’uns get the education they need (the Rabbitus Memorial School - so they learn about the birds and the bees from school and not by doin’ what comes naturally) and shops, casinos, holosuites and more to meet all your social needs. (And why not open up a store while you’re at it to sell the produce you make? Oed V, as they say, is the place to be!)

Our second domed city has huge tracks of land available and suitable for crops, animals, or if you just want to get away from it all and shoot the breeze. Contact Oed V Realty for more details, located in the junction.

Stage 1 of Cosgrove Range is ready for you to move in and build a home ‘neath Oed V’s dome where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the sky is not cloudy all day.

PS … did someone say Gold Rush!?! Nah, that was just a rumour.

Y’all come back now, hear.

• Russell ‘yokel’ Watt, Gov - Oed V
  PS How many television/movie/music references did you get in the above