Personnel Department
Temporary CNS of the Atlantis position now open
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ef/f7/27/eff727ecb0b66bc7b0524b53fd43260f.jpg Hello all. The Atlantis is now looking for a Temporary CNS to fill the role due to our head counselor taking on the GM position. Rinker will be back and plans to pop in and out now and then. I have it signed in triplicate that he will return and I am holding his prized copy of “Freud and Me: Why did I choose this profession” as collateral. NOw to the temporary position requirements.
ATLANTIS TEMPORARY CNS -------THe Atlantis has a role for you and that role is as MY psychiatrist. It pays well and often offers WTF moments as you read your posts. Ignore the warning label that reads No Hot Beverages Should Be Consumed When Opening A Post Titled: “How I Met My Therapist” or the ever-popular “Everyone is Welcome” You will have the honor an privilege of trying to keep the crew in check as well as your sanity. Creative is welcome. Medical, Dental, and 401K plans are available. Starting vacation is 4 weeks a year with the discretionary ability to request the entire crew needs shore leave once a year. Please contact me (Kate O’Neill) if you are interested to discuss further details. Please don’t leave me alone and on my couch. https://i.pinimg.com/564x/5d/22/9d/5d229d1f00825ab8a8f2c0ceeb992d8d.jpg