Posted by Melissa Aragon in Openings available on CONSTELLATION… TONS!!
So as most of you know, the Connie is a comedy based ship and as such, often times borders on kooky and bizarre. Ok… ok… it’s always kooky and bizarre.

ANYWAY… hehehe

The following positions are now available on the USS Constellation “Connie”

Chief of Operations
Counselor
Engineering JO
Medical JO
Science JO
Security JO

Tell your friends, your neighbors, your friend’s neighbors, your neighbor’s friends… heck tell your enemies and their neighbors. (never know how interesting THAT could turn out hehehehe)
Oh yeah, and that friend of your sister’s who went to college with her best friend’s roommate’s boy friend… he can come too. (Ummm I think, though he may already be here)

As temp aCO, feel free to reach out to me if you are interested in joining us. Look forward to showering you in silly string and glitter. I mean showering you in praise and thanks (yeah, that’s what I meant)

Meli the Mobstress/Komodo Dragon
Valentina/XO
LlewelPendragon#7076 on Discord

Brian here just wanting to add my 2 cents. Do you like Lower Decks? Do you want to join the ship that was doing wacky and irreverent adventures 14 years before CBS stole the idea? (Claims of theft are unsubstantiated, but it makes for good click bait) Join the USS Constellation! Where we have openings for all JO’s and plenty of room for unique jobs! Ever want to be the Chief Sanitation Officer or the Chief of Jello Investigations? How about a security officer who’s a pacifist but goes into a fugue state when Ride of the Valkyries plays and you basically turn into River from Firefly? We just started a brand new sim with the beloved Tribble as our GM. If you think that the Connie is the ship for you please get a hold of either myself or Mel in discord or by email! Below is an updated list of what’s available.

Chief of Operations
Engineering JO
Medical JO
Science JO
Security JO
Feel free to come up with a silly or off the wall job you’d like! If you can roleplay it, we’ll happily add it to the crew!

Brian / Giraffe
Onnyubum / CO
Capt_Giraffe#8500 on Discord (In chat I’m anything with the name _Giraffe appended to it)