As a tribble, I like things round.

While not round, the Evans/Eads ticket has a symmetry to it.

Not only does each member of the Evans/Eads ticket have a surname that ends in the same letter (with lots of curves in it) it also starts with the same letter. In addition each member of that ticket’s surname has an ‘a’ in it … which also have curves, and if you put enough curves together, you get a circle and cirles are round (See, I do get around to things eventually).

So, being round in shape and relatively sound of mind, I endorse the Evans/Eads ticket to be the next owners of the executive liquor cabinet, and occupiers of the executive wash room.

Thank you,

Russell
Edit: Sorry, I didn’t mean to be negative in my original endorsement.