The doors to sickbay slid open, making their iconic “whoosh” noise. Cadet Joseph Lovell entered sickbay slowly, first his head, and then the rest of him. He breathed a sigh of relief as he looked around at the various medical beds and scanners. This was definitely Sickbay, he thought, and was where he needed to be - unlike the cafeteria he had accidentally stumbled into, lost, fifteen minutes prior. Joseph knew he had to report here for a boarding physical, but his instructions weren’t clear on when or to whom.

The cadet put on his best “lost puppy” face and looked for someone in a blue shirt. Approaching the first person he could find that wasn’t with a patient, he sheepishly announced himself: “Excuse me, could you tell me if this is the correct place to report for my mandatory boarding physical?”

Cadet Joseph Lovell, Engineering